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    A Miracle


    A Miracle?


    President Trumpdrops a slice of buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side down.






    So he rushes round to the Congressto fetch Nancy Pelosi. He tells the House leaderthat a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. He won't say what it is, but he asksPelosito come and see it with her own eyes.






    President Trumpleads Pelosiinto the kitchen and asks herwhat she sees on the floor.






    "Well," says Nancy, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then flipped it over so that the butter was on top."






    "No, Nancy, I dropped it and it landed like that!" exclaimed President Trump.






    "Oh my," says Nancy Pelosi, "dropped toast never falls with the butter-side up."




    It must be miracle, says Trump.




    Pelosi replies,"Wait--it's not for you to say it's a miracle. I'll have to report this matter to Chuck Shumer and he'll have to deal with it. He'll send some people round to interview you, form an investigative committee, take photos, etc."






    After 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the House of Representativesinvestigative committee announces the final ruling.






    The final committee finds read:




    "While it is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Trump's kitchen, quite outside of the natural laws of the universe.

    However,the House members must be very cautious before ruling it a 'miracle'.

    All other explanations must be and have been ruled out. Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared that it is 'No Miracle'.






    "The committee has decided that Trump simply buttered the toast on the wrong side."
    This is not a Bakery. I do not sugar coat anything.
    If you ask for my opinion, that is what you will get.
    Do Not be mad, when it is not what you want to hear.

    If you have a problem with me, Call Me.
    If you do not have my number, you are not
    close enough to me for me to care if you
    have a problem with me.

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    Sadly, that’s just about how eff’d up those liberal road apples are!
    "Sights are for the unenlightened."

    Rick

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