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    Confidence is everything!

    President Donald Trump was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

    "Hallo, President Trump" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

    "Well Archie," Donald replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

    "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

    Donald paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

    "Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. Mr. Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

    "And what equipment would that be Archie? Donald asked.

    "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

    President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

    Lard T'underin' bye", said Archie, I'll be getting back to ya."

    Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Trump, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"

    Donald was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

    "Jumpins," said Archie, Ill have ta call youse back."

    Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Donald with a smile, "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."
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    Good one Don!
    "Sights are for the unenlightened."

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